Thursday, April 30, 2009

The Swine Flu....

can kiss my booty!

AND STOP calling it the Swine Flu.... It is the H1N1 Virus. It is not contracted by eating pork. In fact, I plan on eating lots of pork this weekend at our local bbq festival (as long as they don't cancel it with all this hysteria running around)! I love pigs. Don't blame your problems on them.

I am not okay with all the crazy people running around trying to scare the rest of us normal people into hiding behind a mask. It is the FLU people. Get over it!

Look! I nursed a pig and don't have swine flu!

Schools are closed, hospitals are overflowing, activities are cancelled, people are urged to stay at home.... total hysteria!!!

Just practice some basic hygiene, people, and go back to your normal lives!


And News People - quite it with your scare tactics. 1 person (a Mexican baby, right?) in the United States has died with the H1N1 virus... more people have probably died from the regular flu in the past week. So QUIT IT! If you really want to panic about a deadly epidemic why don't you focus on drunk driving or smoking or overeating? Those things kill a lot more people here than H1N1. ARRRGGGHHHH..............

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